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Late yesterday, John McCain was questioned by Grafton Police after incriminating photos of the "couple" surfaced on the web. McCain and Head (also known as P. Heddy) were seen together on several occasions and sources inside Republican Party said that Head threatened to come forward with intimate details of an alleged affair during the presidential campaign. McCain denies any wrongdoing and said “I am saddened by the death of my friend.” Forensic experts have noticed the similarity of features in the photo and are speculating that Potato Head may be the son of the Senator. And to futher confuse the situation, a spokesperson for Sarah Palin raised red flags by saying "Ms. Palin's resignation is not connected to Head's death." 
Garlic reporters are also tracking another angle -- that the motive for murder was revenge. Sources show that John McCain is distantly related to Harrison McCain, Chairman of potato giant McCain Fries. Advertising firm Ogilvy & Mather told reporters that Harrison McCain was negotiating a lucrative deal with P Heddy to be the new brand spokespotato -- which was expected to double fry sales. But was there been bad blood between the McCains fueling the Senator's desire for revenge and ultimately murder? Perhaps. There is evidence that the McCains had a dispute over copyright infringement on their eerily similar logos which cost the Senator a hefty $1B. A pre-schooler accident? Washington greed & revenge? A Palin plot to get the heat off of her? A totally fabricated story by a lunatic reporter? You decide.
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Late yesterday, John McCain was questioned by Grafton Police after incriminating photos of the "couple" surfaced on the web. McCain and Head (also known as P. Heddy) were seen together on several occasions and sources inside Republican Party said that Head threatened to come forward with intimate details of an alleged affair during the presidential campaign. McCain denies any wrongdoing and said “I am saddened by the death of my friend.” Forensic experts have noticed the similarity of features in the photo and are speculating that Potato Head may be the son of the Senator. And to futher confuse the situation, a spokesperson for Sarah Palin raised red flags by saying "Ms. Palin's resignation is not connected to Head's death." 
Garlic reporters are also tracking another angle -- that the motive for murder was revenge. Sources show that John McCain is distantly related to Harrison McCain, Chairman of potato giant McCain Fries. Advertising firm Ogilvy & Mather told reporters that Harrison McCain was negotiating a lucrative deal with P Heddy to be the new brand spokespotato -- which was expected to double fry sales. But was there been bad blood between the McCains fueling the Senator's desire for revenge and ultimately murder? Perhaps. There is evidence that the McCains had a dispute over copyright infringement on their eerily similar logos which cost the Senator a hefty $1B. A pre-schooler accident? Washington greed & revenge? A Palin plot to get the heat off of her? A totally fabricated story by a lunatic reporter? You decide.
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