Resident admits enjoying bad weather and celebrity deaths so he can talk about something other than Stupid Green Bags

Grafton resident George Colbera was secretly delighted with 2 things: weeks of constant rain and the rash of celebrity deaths in the news. Does he love rain? No. Did he get pleasure in the deaths of entertainment icons? No. He just can’t stand talking about those stupid green trash bags. Colbera says “I'm so glad to have something else to talk about and now that July 1 has come and gone, maybe we can get back to talking about what really matters – like economic collapse, environmental perils and what’s up with Jon and Kate."