Mr. Potato Head, best known for his comeback role in the 1999 movie ToyStory2 and the pitchman for Playskool’s Mr. Potato Head toy line, was found dead yesterday by a Nanny in a North Grafton Home. “His body parts were strewn across the playroom floor” said a teary Nanny in an exclusive interview with Garlic Reporters. Police Lt. Joe Shishco said, “The evidence leads me to believe that Head’s death was not accidental.” The main suspects are 5 year old April and 3 year old Tyler Bartoni who lived in the house with Head prior to the alleged murder. “Evidence is mounting against the preschoolers” says Lt. Shishco whose search uncovered a bin of ill-treated toys including a headless Barbie and a one armed Polly Pocket. Head’s remains have been stored in a compartment in his rear-end until an autopsy can be performed. Mrs. Potato Head has also been contacted for questioning, but is missing her lips and unable to comment.Monday, July 6, 2009
Mr. Potato Head Found Dead and Dismembered at 57
Mr. Potato Head, best known for his comeback role in the 1999 movie ToyStory2 and the pitchman for Playskool’s Mr. Potato Head toy line, was found dead yesterday by a Nanny in a North Grafton Home. “His body parts were strewn across the playroom floor” said a teary Nanny in an exclusive interview with Garlic Reporters. Police Lt. Joe Shishco said, “The evidence leads me to believe that Head’s death was not accidental.” The main suspects are 5 year old April and 3 year old Tyler Bartoni who lived in the house with Head prior to the alleged murder. “Evidence is mounting against the preschoolers” says Lt. Shishco whose search uncovered a bin of ill-treated toys including a headless Barbie and a one armed Polly Pocket. Head’s remains have been stored in a compartment in his rear-end until an autopsy can be performed. Mrs. Potato Head has also been contacted for questioning, but is missing her lips and unable to comment.
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I wonder if Lt. Joe Shishco is aware that more body parts have been seen in the holes being dug along Route 122/140.
ReplyDeleteOh wait...the good L.T. was probably too busy sipping coffee and chatting on his cell phone to notice anything in the hole. Of course, he was not watching the traffic either.
I actually saw more body parts in a local daycare(and one was even a baby potato head!). I put in an anonymous call to the police, but I'm not sure they have the manpower to investigate. It sickens me to think that potato-head-killing criminals are living among us.
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