Sunday, June 21, 2009

"Dead End" narrowly defeated by "Not a Through Way"

After "Not a Through Way" gave it's Best Sign acceptance speech for streets with no outlets, "Dead End" supporters flocked to the streets protesting the validity of the election. "Not a Through Way" advocates scoffed at the accusation showing exit polls favoring their candidate. After "Not a Through Way" was endorsed by the local DPW last month, "Dead End" began a grass-roots campaign in many of the town's cul-de-sacs. "Not a Through Way" made campaign promises to remove morbidity from signs while "Dead End" ran on a traditional "if it ain't broke" sign values platform. Since the election, "Dead End" is now regrouping with party leaders to see how they can re-engergize their party with new names like "No Way Out" or "You're F'd."


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